"He's a vampire, dumbass! What kind of sucktastic necromancer are you?" B shouts. "You ought to be fighting on our side!"
"I aint a necromancer and you're talking bullshit," I snarl back reflexively, tempted to do what she said more than I'd like to admit. "Besides, you attacked - who the fuck even are you people?"
[Because he's in my defender's aura, A takes two lots of 6 radiant damage; once for attacking Val, once for shifting.]
I hesitate a long moment, wavering, as I glance between the commander and my chained up captain flailing around on the floor. "What about - what about him, if we did?" I ask, nodding to Valenae. "You could be - and even if you was right, he's still our..." I trail off. Does the army hang you if you let the enemy put down a - a vampire superior? I wonder. If he is one of those things, there's no way they know, right?
With a sigh, I pull out my handaxes, my dagger, and my sling, and drop them on the ground, kicking them away, before putting my hands on my head. "It aint ours," I say as I do so, none too hopefully. "You ever tried getting a ghost - a human ghost - to do what you want if it don't want to? Don't usually end that well."