ooo I have to do that!

Approved!

Penguins projectile shit. Penguins are birds. Birds are dinosaurs. Clawfoots are dinosaurs. Clawfoots projectile shit.

You're welcome to write your own mount's behavior and appearance, btw.  I don't care to drive six birdbrained dinosaur NPCs, lol.

Why aren't they feathered? They ought to have feathers you know.

Feel free to give yours feathers

Also chaos: two of my chicken raising friends have had one pet chicken.

 One managed to hide during slaughter time and subsequently became a pet and lived ten years as a partial house chicken. She was quite affectionate and would cuddle up in my friend's arms and make soft clucky sounds while sticking her head in friend's armpit.

The other was a weird looking tall skinny chicken that looked a bit like one of those upright running ducks. The second friend who owned her was going to cull her because she didn't lay many eggs, but the chicken would follow her everywhere and stand around clucking until she got some attention, and sit on the porch away from the other chickens waiting for my friend to come out, then act delighted and all flappy and dancing around. Lived to be nine or ten.

Feel free to give yours feathers

Yay!!

Where to, b?

Waiting for consensus on which of Pepper's two routes to take, as asked in game thread. I'm an egalitarian commander, dammit!

I'll write a clarifying game thread post in a bit, just have to finish something irl.

Feel free to give yours feathers

Yay!!

Leatherleaf now has feathers.

I'd look awesome in feathers.

Featherleaf.

Voiced by Phyllis Diller.

jussr, what are the free feats please?

Improved Defenses and Versatile Expertise.

Thanks!

Incidentally, if we make it into the next year, in-universe, I think the alignment of the planes is supposed to make ice spells stronger and fire spells weaker or something, which is an important thing for all the wizards and sorcerors and shit in the party to know.

I think Pepper's favorite question to ask on mission is "With prejudice?"

I see why Mari described Pepper as a little ball of rage. Almost as if she'd campaigned with you before.

Lol, I feel like I'm portraying a rather boring nanny shepherding a flock of dangerously precocious and borderline psychotic genius children.

Crucible of rage.  A very disciplined crucible of rage.

Hot.

Home now!  Will narrate Pepper and Mari's approach shortly.

Martin, what do you want to do?  You are marginally better at speech skills than I am.  Pepper would want to set an ambush, take him down off the pony and interrogate him.

Mari would go for the direct approach; just ride up and talk to him.

We could do both.

where the fuck did leatherleaf get a handful of dried mice from D: